Because I got high…
If I’m ever so old that I mistake a marijana plant for an “attractive weed” please kill me and put me out of my misery, okay? 
Deputy informs seniors their ‘attractive weed’ is marijuana
Associated Press Aug. 23, 2006 06:26 PM
PRESCOTT - A Yavapai County sheriff’s deputy patrolling a senior housing development outside Prescott Wednesday spotted a 5-foot-tall marijuana plant growing between two residents’ driveways.
Deputy Justin Dwyer got out, identified the plant and interviewed the residents, spokeswoman Susan Quayle said. They told the deputy they thought the plant was “just an attractive weed, and they had been watering it because it looked so nice.”
Quayle said it appeared the plant was growing wild and probably sprouted from a stray seed. Dwyer told the homeowners he would have to confiscate it and asked them to call deputies if more were found.
August 24th, 2006 at 2:41 pm
Well, call me naive, or ignorant or whatever, but I would not have had a clue that it was marijuana either. If you’ve never bothered to find out what it looks like, how would you know? I was trying to grow tomato seeds one time and a neighbor told me the little plastic wrap/ toothpick “greenhouses” I’d made for them looked like I was growing pot. I’d had no clue. The tomatoes never did grow well, finally had to throw them out.