She drives for Korn not Corn
My mother-in-law drives semis that haul the stage effects, etc for music tours. She did Madonna’s tour starting in May and now she’s on the whole Family Values 2006 tour with Korn. I mentioned at work that she was currently driving for Korn and a coworker said “She’s hauling ears of corn?” I couldn’t help but giggle! 
She’s enjoying herself and doing mighty well. She’ll be in town with the crew tomorrow and while I want to see her, I have no great desire to see Korn or any of the other groups. Don’t get me wrong, great music, just not something I want to spend the evening listening to. J is going with some friends and I’m babysitting the Terrors. It’s just as well, I don’t think they’d dig the concert much either. It would be an incredibly long day for them. Anyway, I’ll go off and find other things to occupy my mind. 