Inner Peace
Saturday, April 3rd, 2004ROFL! Trish, you be the best honey, I laughed so much that my tummy hurt! 
By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found the secret of inner peace! The article read:
“The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you’ve started.”
So…
I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn’t finished and, before coming to work this morning, I finished off a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white, the Bailey’s, Kahlua and Tia Maria, all my dope, some valium, all my cigarettes and a box of chocolates!
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW BLOODY GOOD I FEEL…
“The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you’ve started.”
So…
I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn’t finished and, before coming to work this morning, I finished off a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white, the Bailey’s, Kahlua and Tia Maria, all my dope, some valium, all my cigarettes and a box of chocolates!
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW BLOODY GOOD I FEEL…
Hehe… She prefaced it by telling me: “When i read this joke it reminded me of you with all your little bits of paper and notes around, just can’t see you doing the alcohol bit though” Hehe… I really wouldn’t do all that and I don’t smoke, but it’s still too funny. 
