Archive for February 9th, 2004

Axe please!

Monday, February 9th, 2004

I am going to chop my left arm off and give it to someone to use as a bludge sword. Oh wait, this isn’t Asheron’s Call. Damn!

Guess I’ll just have to cut it off and hope someone wants it as a momento. Anyone for “Pieces of Denise”? Could be worth something when I’m dead and gone.

Btw, I guess I pinched a nerve while sleeping last night and woke up with my left arm just killing me. Can’t touch it, nothing. Hell, the pain keeps moving from radiating spot to radiating spot. Worse is that the arm just wants to be painful all the time. I would like, for once, to be normal like Jason and Mal. Damn boys, give me some of y’all’s good health!

What caught my attention

Monday, February 9th, 2004

I try to read the news every day. You just never know what you’ll see. So far today, what I’ve been reading has been just gnawing at me. Like, why is it that living in a polygamist household isn’t grounds to remove a child from the home? And why is it that we return the teen who runs away saying she’s been abused. What, she gets no protection unless she’s been sexually abused, promised to marry, or visibly beat? Hello! She ran away when she could, not when she was bruised and battered. Get a clue Utah/Arizona.

And exactly how real does a gun made of toilet paper, tape and black ink look?

Who knew that windshield wiper malfunctions could be so deadly? I didn’t even hear about the two accidents that this caused, but the recall caught my attention. 600k SUVs have to be checked out. That’s a hellava lot of trucks! (more…)