Slutty Computers
So, I’m trying to fix Carrie’s computer and found tons of virus stuff. Of course, I enlisted Tri’s help in doing this. We found 26 files (well, so far) and Tri said the funniest thing:
her PC sleeps around too much
Update: Her computer had 718 infected files. All done in by Klez.
August 7th, 2003 at 7:16 pm
Well, WE thought it was funny at least..
August 8th, 2003 at 4:02 pm
It’s a good thing I’m nowhere near you folks. Any machine with more than one infected file requires a full tear down and rebuild - then again, that’s why I’m also the IT Director over here. I don’t take chances. With so many files as Tri has on the computer, you’re way safer by just rebuilding everything.
Next time, get a freaking leash, and educate the machine on proper usage of contraception. At this rate, it can’t even go to Vegas and apply for a position as a slutmachine.
To note: Tri has a virus free computer. He was just helping me with Carrie’s computer.
August 8th, 2003 at 6:27 pm
Sorry, Carrie… Tri, Carrie, Trish, Raynos…ah, you just have one too many [fill in the blank]…
August 8th, 2003 at 6:40 pm
Yeah, you better run before smoke starts pouring out of your ears…
August 8th, 2003 at 6:41 pm
Besides, you wouldn’t want to write no page about me anyway. I suck.
August 8th, 2003 at 10:40 pm
Whatever pleases you.
August 9th, 2003 at 2:28 pm
Well now we’re getting a bit… dirty here.
D
Oh and denise darlin, we won’t discuss your better sucking feats.
August 9th, 2003 at 2:50 pm
Oh you know she likes it dirty…
August 9th, 2003 at 2:56 pm
She really only likes the talk dirty.
Not for a lack of trying on my part.
August 9th, 2003 at 3:04 pm
Lack of putting your mouth where your money is?
August 9th, 2003 at 7:59 pm
Oh, ouch. Good one. No my money went where her mouth was many many times.
2. Dirty talk is good, but dirty actions are much better.
3. I’ve never had complaints out of bed about leading someone on or in bed for lack of dirtiness.
:annoyed:
August 9th, 2003 at 9:17 pm
Um right, I’ll take your word for it denise.