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Passing of Bob Hope

Bob Hope passed away in his home last night. I can’t imagine living to be 100 but he did. And I’m grateful to have experienced his humor! Certainly he will become the Patron Saint of Humor now?

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3 Responses to “Passing of Bob Hope”

  1. Carrie Says:
    July 29th, 2003 at 1:38 am

    Bob Hope was a sensational man, may he rest in peace.:angel:

  2. Belmung Says:
    July 29th, 2003 at 10:02 am

    This is truely sad day.

  3. Vanilla Light Says:
    July 30th, 2003 at 8:12 pm

    Instead of everybody moping around and :bigcry: tears for the dead. Why don’t ya’ll make an effort to tell at least 5 really funny jokes each day for a week! Here’s a start:
    If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:

    1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.

    2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car.

    3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull over to the side of the road, close all of the windows shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this.

    4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.

    5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive - but would run on only five percent of the roads.

    6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single “This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation” warning light.

    7. The airbag system would ask “Are you sure?” before deploying.

    8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the antenna.

    9. Every time a new car was introduced, car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.

    10. You’d have to press the “Start” button to turn the engine off. :D

    Who’s :bigcry:? :) Bob Hope rocked and is one of the most entertaining people to live and I prefer to remember him that way. Your jokes are silly though, and now they’re here forever! :lol:

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